men are viruses.

So I've been playing more Achaea. (Duh)

Thesalus (male Atavian)
You are level 49 (Eminent) and 24% of the way to the next level.
Health: 2407/2407 Mana: 2486/2486
Endurance: 10472/10935 Willpower: 10200/10200
Strength: 12 Dexterity: 11 Constitution: 13 Intelligence: 12
You are ranked 3034th in Achaea.
You are not known for acts of infamy.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of Shallam.
You are at the rank of 'Villager' in your city.
You are a full member in the Runewarden class.
You are a Rambler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You have a soul that is truly Seraphic.
You are 20 years old, having been born on the 21st of Daedalan, 390 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

At level 40, I embraced my class and received my 3rd class skill, Forging. And I went and got some more stuff, got Parrying, upgraded my Riding skill and my Forging skill. I also decided to up my Chivalry a bit more, though it'll take a bit.
I can use two shortswords now (yay).
Damage: 71 To-hit: 268 Speed: 146
Damage: 63 To-hit: 296 Speed: 126
I suppose I should upgrade that second shortsword, surprisingly I bought it for far more than the second (which cost me 369 gold as opposed to several thousand). I replaced those two with these:
Damage: 87 To-hit: 264 Speed: 146
Damage: 87 To-hit: 272 Speed: 138
I bought each of these for only 800.

My suit of polished field plate armour (which I bought for 4k) offers me Physical cutting/Physical blunt of 75%/62% while my previous one, a suit of steel chain mail (Which I bought for 8k) offered me a paltry 41%/46%. Now I have nearly 40k, though sheep gave you a lot more gold and were easier to kill.

Quintess yells, "HEY ALL YOU SHALLAMITES! GO FUCK YOURSELVES! YOU ALL DUMBASSS
BITCHES! SUCK MAH BALLS!"

(Shallam): You say, "Standard procedure and duck his bawls?"

Yes. Not quite as good as I'd have wanted it to be, but it sufficed. Darned kids think they know everything. Everybody in Shallam has every right to kill him now, but he probably just made his account to make that one shout. How petty that they would use children that way.

Since it is the holidays once again, I've taken to trying to pixel again. And to go with that, I usually look at art of others' (Pixel or CG). This time, I came across not what was an artist's gallery, but a game. An MMOGG to be exact. A Massive Multiplayer Online Golf Game. This I found to be incredibly odd.

Latin for man is vir. Plural is viri. Virus' plural is viruses yes (I believe). Very nice.